My Pâté Has A First Name….

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This is the second sauce comic I have created for my friend, Joe Wilson who tells great stories that can be seen over here on Playshorts. He also created Vampire Mob which can be seen here Vmob and is also available in graphic novel form. The sauce recipe is my dad’s. The comic is based on an actual situation that happened before I was born. It was my mom who said the now infamous line, “it tastes like bologna” when offered expensive pâté by a snooty neighbor.  My dad claims this was the last time he peed his pants. That may be debatable. You can follow Joe on Twitter (@joewilsontv, @VampireMob, and @PLshorts). You can follow my mom to the Oscar Mayer section of the pâté shop. FT 😃

 

Welcome To Cyprus

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Welcome to Cyprus, home to a large transportation system which includes heliports, airports, roads and busing…. without the helicopters, airplanes, cars and buses. Cyprus, where you can have a Turkey sandwich with Greek dressing. Cyprus, where there is a hammock district and a super villain controls international affairs and seeks to dominate the world. Cyprus, where dreams may come true. FT :-P

Welcome Back To The Netherlands

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Welcome back to The Netherlands, where the plague in The Hague is very, very vague. A country where a certain color is prevalent in honor of William of Orange (a.k.a. William The Silent)…. but you didn’t hear it from me. For more information on The Netherlands, simply consult yesterday’s comic or your local library. FT :-P

Welcome To The Netherlands

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The Netherlands, formerly the 4th happiest country in the world, but still home to the world’s oldest canoe. The Netherlands, birthplace of many famous artists, including Dutch Schultz. The Netherlands, the country you probably thought was Holland. The Netherlands….. well, that’s all I got. FT :-)

Welcome To Tuvalu

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Welcome to Tuvalu, the 4th smallest country in the world. Tuvalu is a land of many interesting things, including the “TU-for-one-VALU Sale” at participating convenience stores throughout the country, void where prohibited. FT :-P

Welcome To Sealand

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Welcome to Sealand, a place not to be confused with the amusement park of the same name located in northwest Bulgaria which has been voted ‘Worst Tourist Attraction’ for 78 years in a row. Neither Sealand is noted for its funnel cakes.  FT :-)